BREAKING – After ten weeks of sweat, toil and tears, Prince William has achieved a meagre third-class result at Cambridge.
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Catz JCR President David Wade celebrates April 1st by sending a prank email to all college undergrads.
Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles touch down at Girton to spread some Royal goodwill.
Stuck for plans for the Willie Holiday tomorrow? Make it a right royal piss up or escape the Wedding madness with The Tab’s events barometer for varying levels of enthusiasm.
University Chancellor Prince Philip is to leave his post after he turns 90 on June 10 this year.
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