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The son of infamous swan Mr Asbo, “Asboy”, has brought terror back to the Cam after getting in a fight with an innocent cow.
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Ageing anarchist Ian Bone’s protest went limp as only 12 middle-aged militants showed up.
JAMES MITCHELL can’t stand libraries, but at least his high score on Temple Run is impressive.
Cantabs are in uproar over a move by Cam Conservators to ban punting under the influence.
Mr ASBO’s reign of terror on the Cam could finally come to an end.
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Police believe the man found on Sunday morning died of drowning.
The punt wars ceasefire has ended, and the conflict is more violent than ever.
UPDATE: the body found in the Cam on Sunday has been identified.
River chiefs are cracking down on illegal punting companies, which will be banned from operating on the Cam next year.