Or, how many arse-related puns can I crack in one article?
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It will be somefin to look forward to
Animal rights campaigner Lee Culley has pledged to protect birds from harm during the upcoming May Bumps.
The son of infamous swan Mr Asbo, “Asboy”, has brought terror back to the Cam after getting in a fight with an innocent cow.
Cambridge four-piece Shooting Suns jump into a double punt for this Punt Sessions special on TabTV.
Ageing anarchist Ian Bone’s protest went limp as only 12 middle-aged militants showed up.
JAMES MITCHELL can’t stand libraries, but at least his high score on Temple Run is impressive.
Cantabs are in uproar over a move by Cam Conservators to ban punting under the influence.
Police believe the man found on Sunday morning died of drowning.
River chiefs are cracking down on illegal punting companies, which will be banned from operating on the Cam next year.
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