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CHARLIE DOWELL gives us the latest on how to track down a posh twat
Statistics suggest more diverse undergraduate population at Cambridge.
A trio of Jesus students are in a sticky situation after posing as Etonian applicants.
Can’t get into Oxbridge? Here’s a way to win your entry. One thing: it costs 100K.
ELLIE PITHERS: “Hogwarts is just a glorified version of the Eton School of Twatcraft and Snobbery.”