CHARLIE DOWELL gives us the latest on how to track down a posh twat
Private schools make PATRICK BROOKS angry. Really angry. And he wants you to be angry about them too.
Statistics suggest more diverse undergraduate population at Cambridge.
A trio of Jesus students are in a sticky situation after posing as Etonian applicants.
Can’t get into Oxbridge? Here’s a way to win your entry. One thing: it costs 100K.
Balliol College have a travel grant specifically for Old Etonians so they can get paid to study ‘poor people’.
Should we really be judging politicians by their backgrounds? TOM MOULE tells us why this should not be the case.
ELLIE PITHERS: “Hogwarts is just a glorified version of the Eton School of Twatcraft and Snobbery.”
Charlie Dowell
Patrick Brooks
Ellie Pithers