PATRICK BROOKS is left utterly torn by an inconsistent double bill.
JIM ROSS reviews the biggest movie of the year so far, Prometheus, and finds spectacle but little else.
In the lead up to one of the big releases of the summer, JIM ROSS pisses on the Promethean bonfire
SPOILER ALERT: JIM ROSS will argue that if you can only enjoy a film without ‘spoilers’, maybe it wasn’t that good at all.