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PORN SURVEY: Top comments

“Don’t accidentally and drunkenly share it on Facebook. Very bad idea.”

PORN SURVEY RESULTS: including Cambridge’s most porn-obsessed faculty

We asked. Over a thousand of you answered.

TWO THIRDS of Cantabs have had unprotected sex

The first results from The Tab’s Porn Survey are here.

#notallporn

We can do without the faux-feministing

Confessions of a submissive feminist

I’m sick of being told by women that I can’t be told what to do by men.

The Solution to Porn

In this week’s column, ADRIAN GRAY solves sex. You’re welcome guys

Tales of my Greedy Punt – Week 5

MAISY MINT enjoys porn and self-objectification. And she doesn’t care who knows it.

Tales of my Greedy Punt – Week 4

MAISY MINT takes a trip down memory lane…

Porngasms are not real

Alexia Sharp explodes the bumpin’ and grindin’ myth of the female orgasm.

The Tab Survey – Win May Ball Tickets

Fill in our five minute survey to have a chance of winning a pair of free tickets to Sidney Sussex May Ball.

Nymphomaniac Volumes I & II, Picturehouse Event

NANCY NAPPER CANTER spent five hours last Saturday watching Lars Von Trier’s newest cinematic output at the Picturehouse – and lived to tell the tale.

The Joy of Sax

JONNY WATKINS adores sax solos, and he thinks you should too.

CUSU Promote “Party with Porn Stars”

Cambridge University Student Union inadvertently help publicise a trip to “the porn capital of Europe”

Hunter Allen – Week 2

Following a stunning debut in which he delivered on both nipples and psychosis whilst setting loins ablaze in a cranberry onsie, HUNTER ALLEN puts Tom Fraser in a bath for his second volumn.

Putting the pipe organ back into porn

JONNY WATKINS asks what the porn of yester-year and Disney films have in common.

Diary of a Reluctant Virgin

Tired of being a spinster, ELLIE SLEE embarks upon the perilous quest to pop her cherry.

William’s Guide to Cambridge

Starting a new university is hard, especially for a prince. BETH SWORDS provides Prince William with his own bespoke Guide to Cambridge.

Porn on Uni Internet: Ban this Sick Filth?

TIM SQUIRRELL and LAURA BATEY give and receive over the merits of digital masturbatory material.

Safe Sex or Dangerous Distraction?

One student explains how his addiction to Internet pornography has had a serious impact on his sex life.

Selwyn Promises a Show (without shemales)

After Selwyn Snowball’s ‘.com’ address gave us all TMI, the REAL ball will showcase TMD, after tickets sell out in record time.