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The News Bulletin, Week 6: Setting a president, grass-sniffing students and Eggmanuel

Jack Benda and Ellie Olcott round up the weekly news.

VOMERTON: College bans bops after bodily fluids get out of hand

It was a messy night

Party pooper gets Queens’ bops banned by pooing all over bathroom

It’s a classic case of poodunnit

Hiding from the law

Idk even know what I’m doing any more

The Hypnotist

An innocent trip to watch an amateur hypnotist proves unexpectedly controversial

Council ignores Tab petition and intends to REDUCE lighting

The County Council says it will ‘turn off some streetlights’ when asked about our lighting petition

Holly Lunt – THE ASSIMILATION

It’s HOLLY LUNT’s last column. WARNING: CONTAINS GRAPHIC VIOLENT IMAGERY.

GERIATRIC CARNAGE: Cambridge Alumni Wreak Havoc on Caesarian Sunday

In an annual tradition that plagues drinking societies across Cambridge, old boys return and run riot.

Review My Loo: The Chemistry Department

LOU ROHL reviews the Chemistry department toilets, giving them a floating 2.5 stars…

TabTV’s ‘The Supervision’

An exclusive look at the inner workings of an English Fresher on Supervision Day.

The Secret Bedder

What’s it like to be one of the cleaning staff in Cambridge? An anonymous bedder talks tea, tramps and condoms.

Law Loos Left Unloved

A complaint has been sent to all lawyers after students are failing to flush.

Total Shit Ed’s

A plumbing failure at St Edmund’s has left residents, including young children, in frozen, unsanitary conditions.

Cambridge’s Best Bogs

From merry-go-round inspired loos to Cromwell’s chamberpot, GEORGIE WILLIAMS scours Cambridge for the best of the bogs.

Lost For Words

All you’ve got left is shit chat, but it’s not hard to get tongues wagging with a bit of crap and a pug. ELLIE PITHERS scrapes the barrel of conversation fodder.