Jack Benda and Ellie Olcott round up the weekly news.
It was a messy night
It’s a classic case of poodunnit
Idk even know what I’m doing any more
An innocent trip to watch an amateur hypnotist proves unexpectedly controversial
The County Council says it will ‘turn off some streetlights’ when asked about our lighting petition
It’s HOLLY LUNT’s last column. WARNING: CONTAINS GRAPHIC VIOLENT IMAGERY.
In an annual tradition that plagues drinking societies across Cambridge, old boys return and run riot.
LOU ROHL reviews the Chemistry department toilets, giving them a floating 2.5 stars…
An exclusive look at the inner workings of an English Fresher on Supervision Day.
What’s it like to be one of the cleaning staff in Cambridge? An anonymous bedder talks tea, tramps and condoms.
A complaint has been sent to all lawyers after students are failing to flush.
A plumbing failure at St Edmund’s has left residents, including young children, in frozen, unsanitary conditions.
From merry-go-round inspired loos to Cromwell’s chamberpot, GEORGIE WILLIAMS scours Cambridge for the best of the bogs.
All you’ve got left is shit chat, but it’s not hard to get tongues wagging with a bit of crap and a pug. ELLIE PITHERS scrapes the barrel of conversation fodder.