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Sex is Dangerous

Things can… snap

Who is Cambridge’s hottest PILF?

VOTE NOW for Cambridge’s Hottest Punter.

I write for The Tab: Deal with it

Joke’s on you

Put your penises away

Exhibition cancelled after display of penises dubbed ‘limp and soft’.

Mark Liu Tries: Jerk Off Instruction

MARK LIU reviews this new craze of sex help video, and then creates his own feminist version…

SEX SURVEY RESULTS: How many partners?

We reveal how much sex you’ve all been having in comparison to other Universities

Dr Dick: I Need Somebody To Love

DR. DICK is the Tab’s new advice columnist. This week he tells a lonely heart how to find love.

Dr Dick: How drunk is too drunk?

DR. DICK is the Tab’s new advice columnist. This week he answers the question: when is it not okay to sleep with someone?

Alex Bower

ALEX BOWER finds teaching English in Moscow tough: you try dealing with a naked penis-examining three year old.

Tab Tries: Made To Measure Condoms

Trouble squeezing your (not so) little soldier into a condom? The boys get jolly with their johnnies…

Music To Shag To

DAVID HOLLAND: If music be the food of love, go forth and shag to good tunes.

Lysistrata

AMI JONES makes entirely appropriate dick jokes in the course of reviewing the Marlowe Society’s May Week effort.

Interview: Stephen K Amos

‘I had seven brothers and sisters. No one was listening…so I danced on the dining room table and broke it.’ TALIA RICHARD-CARVAJAL talks to STEPHEN K AMOS, comedian and self-confessed attention seeker.

Shock Horror

When horror films are now showing scenes of men eating other men’s brains for our viewing pleasure, RYAN O’SULLIVAN insists that enough is enough.