Dear the Buzzcocks team: us wretched perpetrators of scum and villainy are big fans.
ELOISE DAVIES returns with her next literary parody: Jane Austen in the club.
Tab undercover reporter GROAN HARDSLEY can’t feel his “man glands” after a tumultuous encounter at the CUSU offices.
Daniella Cugini
Francesca Wood
Alfie Lambert
Hunter Allen