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Hawking in Sex Club Scandal

Science icon Stephen Hawking has been a very naughty boy by visiting a Californian sex club.

Aphrodisiac Attack

Join LEAF ARBUTHNOT in cooking with liquid sex.

More Gawking at Hawking

A new portrait of Stephen Hawking has been unveiled in the Maths Department to celebrate his life achievements, adding to the recognition he has already received.

The Tab Tail Wags at Lads’ Mags

JEFF CARPENTER does the hard work so you don’t have to- three top lad’s mags thoroughly reviewed for your reading pleasure.

They’re Nuts About Hawking

Maths Professor Stephen Hawking has been voted ‘British Bloke of the Year’ by readers of lads’ mag Nuts, beating celebs such as Jeremy Clarkson.

The Only Thing You Should Be Watching

ALASDAIR PAL enjoys the vajazzle, vodka, and voluminous breasts – but, in reality, the scripted dialogue of The Only Way Is Essex leaves much to be desired.