A Northerner’s Guide to Cambridge

A belta guide for you and your marras

What Cambridge has done to the Mancunian in me

Warning: this article contains generalisations, slang and repeated references to 90s alt rock

Stuck-Up Southerners

WILL DALRYMPLE doesn’t understand why people don’t like the North

Whine of the week: Stubborn Northerners

CHARLIE DOWELL doesn’t understand why people like the North.

‘New Money Not for Students’ Says Les

The vice-chancellor tells Reuters that the bond issuing will not help reduce tuition fees.

Johnathan Zemlik

JOHNATHAN ZEMLIK tries out for the Virgin Smoker and realises that there’s a divide between northern and southern humour. The north is best of course.