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Varsity Breaks The Mould

A stunningly nonchalant sign in the Varsity office reminds its few remaining apparatchiks not to do what The Guardian, The Sun, The Telegraph, The Express, The Mail, The Times, The Metro, The Star, The Mirror, The Independent, Private Eye and even TCS have done this year!