mr asbo

Cambridge’s Sexiest Wildlife

So natural beauty. Wow.

Swan terrorises defenceless punters

And he likes the taste of champagne

Duck Off, Rowers!

Animal rights campaigner Lee Culley has pledged to protect birds from harm during the upcoming May Bumps.

Wouldn’t be at Oxford: St John’s to Serve Lobster

For the first time ever, lobster will be featured on the regular formal and buttery menus at St John’s. CLAUDIA LEONG reports.

Asbo Swan Son In Cow Conflict

The son of infamous swan Mr Asbo, “Asboy”, has brought terror back to the Cam after getting in a fight with an innocent cow.

Hit-and-Punt Bump

Punting is no longer the safe haven for moderate alcoholics, Chinese tourists or students that it used to be, HEATHER MCKAY reports.

May Bumps: Final Day Round Up

Throw Him A Bone: Ageing Anarchists Can’t Get It Up

Ageing anarchist Ian Bone’s protest went limp as only 12 middle-aged militants showed up.

What a Duck-up!

Cam Conservators have been accused of attacking sitting ducks.

Mr ASBO: A Tab Tribute

Mr. ASBO has finally been moved from the Cam, to the delight of rowers and journos alike.

Totally Punted

Cantabs are in uproar over a move by Cam Conservators to ban punting under the influence.

Asbo-lute Shambles: Psycho Swan Not Going Anywhere

Rowers are raging as riverside terror and hate figure Mr Asbo is to stay in Cambridge for his own welfare.

Flipping The Bird: Mr ASBO Out

Mr ASBO’s reign of terror on the Cam could finally come to an end.

ASBO’S BACK

Mr ASBO, Cambridge’s most dangerous swan, is set to return to the Cam any day now.

Battleship Bob Sunk

Battleship Bob, Mr ASBO’s number one defender, has received a hefty fine for disrupting May Bumps.

Sore-Toe ASBO Swan

Every Cam-user’s feathered best friend has been removed from the river and is currently undergoing treatment for arthritis in his toe.

Swan Song For Mr ASBO?

Mr ASBO’s days on the river could be numbered after Cam Conservancy decided to request for its removal.

Best Friends? ASBO-lutely!

As Natural England prepares to rule on whether to remove Mr Asbo from the river, 55-year old ‘Battleship Bob’ comes out in his defence.

Animals Do The Sportiest Things

Mr Asbo’s illustrious predecessors

ASBOlutely: the Return of the Killer Swan

After terrorising boaties last year, rowers have made a desperate appeal to the Queen for the permanent removal of the “ASBO Swan” from the river Cam.