Monopoly

Week Five Reds

MOLLIE WINTLE decides it’s time to banish Week Five Blues once and for all

Beard

TOMMY SHANE regrets that the writing wasn’t as good as the acting in this sketch show.

Selwyn Snowball

MILO YIANNOPOULOS: “I know it’s not done to speak ill of the dead, but the Selwyn Snowball is a zombie that needs its head chopped off.”