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The Tab brings you your weekly instalment of sexy, sexy nerds. This week: Fit Mathmos.
TIM SQUIRRELL is in a really bad mood because of men who act like misogynistic shitstains.
This week, HOLLY LUNT wants to talk about love, relationships, sex and poetry.
It’s her last column – will ELLIE SLEE finally achieve some kind of catharsis?
JAMES MITCHELL responds to the comments which met Saturday’s article about sexual assault.
This week the rapacious ELLIE SLEE has a bit too much fun at a club and comes to some shocking realisations…
Despite initial doubts, JOE WHITWELL says that Reclaim the Night is better off without men.
HARRY SHUKMAN discovers that Cambridge has come 4th in the most prolific sugar daddy dating website users.
Tired of being a spinster, ELLIE SLEE embarks upon the perilous quest to pop her cherry.
This week, RACHEL TOOKEY contemplates pubes and feminism, and has even created a delightful quiz for you all.
Feminism has gotten its knickers in a twist by disregarding half of the population, argues ROBBIE AIRD.
TIM SQUIRRELL is sick of slagging women off, and argues all genders should wear their promiscuity with pride.
Jokes, prejudice and Hobbit comparisons: FELIX NUGEE describes the difficulties of being diminutive.
HARRY PRANCE urges Cambridge’s ‘tortured intellectuals’ to stop quoting Larkin and come back down to earth.
Phwoar! Fit College this week features two sexy pairs of students from Sidney and Tit Hall! Vote for your favourite.
REANNE MACKENZIE thinks the Cambridge system is biased against girls. What do you think?
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