The college said the trailer was overly-sexualised
They’ve hiked up ticket prices and past workers are not happy…
The President can’t be in Cambridge this year so it has been postponed
Please, I can’t face anymore scrolling
Very impressive, but short of outstanding.
It’s getting hot in Cambridge… so take off all your May ball garms
Individuals shouted chants inciting rape to the infamous Chicago tune
Get ready for absolute MAYhem
Clear up workers take on 10-hour shifts for no monetary payment
Read it to make sure it isn’t about you
This is the most exciting time of the year for music fiends
With these tips you’ll be BALLing
How to get in the bin and stay there
Or would we rather be at Oxf*rd?
There’s something for everyone
What to want now
You can win free tickets by playing it
It’s something to do with travel.
Or how to trick them into thinking Cambridge life is normal