No pumpkins here for Cinderella and her Prince.
The Tab brings you your weekly instalment of sexy, sexy nerds. This week: Fit Mathmos.
It’s her last column – will ELLIE SLEE finally achieve some kind of catharsis?
With balloting beginning for our not-so-fresh freshers, jaded second-year CHARLIE DOWELL offers a no-nonsense guide to a magnificent maison.
TIM SQUIRRELL depicts where you’ve been going wrong all those years.
Uh-oh…FIT COLLEGE is back! To celebrate the exam period, we’ve got some brainiacs on board. Cast your vote wisely!
Cambridge fresher Jack Hurst has told The Tab that Channel 4 “made the right decision” by editing out a swear word he suggested on the show.
“I want to get to know you facially.”: Is ‘supermarkliu’s’ YouTube video introducing himself to Cambridge Freshers fact or an elaborate – and slightly sinister – hoax? Vote here.
LIZZIE BENNETT offers a unique exercise solution to combat that Freshers’ Week half-stone.
JENNA CORDEROY on the fabulous and the famous currently studying in a college near you. Get stalking.