Polish the pearl before you polish your grades
With Prince Charming still proving elusive, ELLIE SLEE turns to self-love to relieve her frustrations.
From injections to erections, a drug-dealer on probation tosses away his freedom.
TIM SQUIRRELL and LAURA BATEY give and receive over the merits of digital masturbatory material.
Trouble squeezing your (not so) little soldier into a condom? The boys get jolly with their johnnies…
Another Uni has been added to the list of not-so-subtle masturbators. Lovely.
If you like this film, there’s probably something wrong with you, says SHAUN LU.
JESSICA O’DRISCOLL-BREEN tells us how coming last in the room ballot led her to domestic paradise and nocturnal flashers.
An official-looking sign banning masturbation has appeared in St Andrews’ university library.
Girls masturbate. Shocked? You shouldn’t be.
A public masturbator has been terrorising students at Murray Edwards, mimicking a string of flashings some years ago.
L&L deal with some students whose sexual needs are causing problems. Amusing problems. Amusing problems L&L then solve with an equally amusing answer.
The Tab asked its readers to confess all and send in their deepest and darkest secrets. Time to find out what your friends are too ashamed to tell you.
We’ve all done it. Started the year high in the hopes of our New Years Resolutions only to fail miserably oh so quickly. Here’s how three Tab Reporters got on with theirs.
Durham students have received letters asking them not to masturbate in their college showers.