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Cambridge’s next Vice Chancellor: Our Top Ten

Defo Obama amirite?

Wanna be a Billionaire? Come to Cambridge

A study has revealed Cambridge to have the highest number of billionaire alumni outside the US.

The Cambridge Bubble Is To Become Literal

SANDY McCLEERY runs us through Cambridge’s City Council’s latest weird move.

Word on the Street: Lord Sainsbury

Lord Sainos is the new top dog in Cambridge. We went to one of his many houses to see what people thought about the result.

Why We Should Celebrate Sainsbury’s Success

Lord Sainsbury is the new Chancellor of Cambridge University and when compared to the other candidates, it is difficult to deny that he deserves this prestigious title.

Sainsbury’s Triumph – The Full Story

Lord Sainsbury has been elected Chancellor. Check out the latest reaction, have your say, and read a conclusive round up of the events right here.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 2

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG is the brains behind the Chancellor election. And the week’s theatre – bitch of many talents.

BREAKING: Sainsbury Scores Top Post

In an unsurprising result, Lord Sainsbury has won the race to be the next chancellor of the uni. Are you happy with the result?

Chancellor Race Heats Up In The Sun

Excitement (and a queue) is building along King’s Parade as alumni flock to vote and rumours and scandals start to swirl in the chancellor elections.

The Race for Chancellor

As the elections for Chancellor get underway, we talk to the candidates about what they hope to achieve and how they rate their chances.

Brian Blessed: Best of a Bad Bunch?

It doesn’t matter if Brian Blessed becomes Chancellor, whoever gets elected will have little sway in the day-to-day running of the University. And besides, we already have two Sainsbury’s in Cambridge.

Update: Booming Blessed To Bloom As Chancellor?

The Tab can confirm that Brian Blessed has accepted his nomination as Chancellor. As long as all nominations are sound, there WILL be a contest for the position next term.

Uni Supremacy Struggle As Sainsbury’s Storm On

Recent developments from supermarket giant Sainsbury’s may pose grave danger for the uni and future students if urgent measures are not undertaken.