Or, how many arse-related puns can I crack in one article?
We had to test the answers
EUN-YOUNG PARK guides us through the best places to cure those mid-morning hunger pangs.
CATHERINE MOUSDALE AND MAX FAYERS took to Cambridge’s streets and toilet cubicles – not in a weird way – in order to find some of the town’s most creative and bewildering graffiti.
A CUSU sponsored joint Israel-Palestine awareness week was scrapped with hours to go, and replaced by an ‘Israeli-Apartheid’ week.