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Long live lad culture, tits, bevs and banter

Sick of hearing about lad culture in Cambridge? So am I, but as the Wyverns’ latin motto translates, “He who is as hung as a horse may flog a dead one”. As many ladies can testify I am fucking packing. This is your boy Hugh.

Should I join a Drinking Society?

It’s the question you’ve all been asking. Kamila Kingstone and Lauren Chaplin give freshers their advice.

Lembit On The Lash In Lola (Again)

Lembit gets down with Cam students during a heavy night on the town.

Cambridge Lads Lacking in Lash

Cambridge has come 51st in a league table. Unsurprisingly, it’s not about academic performance.

Alex Bower

ALEX BOWER’s dishes the Russian dirt on buying fake Schengen visas and the underground hand grenade trade.

Alex Bower

ALEX BOWER is back with his latest column. Meet his landlord, a self-styled hip-hop terrorist whose life is one constant high.

James Mitchell

Trouser bulges and ill-judged jokes. It’s JAMES MITCHELL in his new column.

Cam Jam: New Club Comes To Cambridge

The handful of Cambridge clubs is getting a new addition. Get ready for The Jam House in October.

Tab Tries: Whisky Tasting

HARRY SHUKMAN steps up in one of his toughest assignments yet to taste high-value whisky at the Union.

Si B Says Bye To Big Fish Ents

Nightlife icon and much-loved Cambridge personality Simon Burdus is leaving Cambridge for pastures new. Everybody’s sad.

Hawking in Sex Club Scandal

Science icon Stephen Hawking has been a very naughty boy by visiting a Californian sex club.

Charlie Lyons Hits Big Time

Familiar Cantab Charlie Lyons has become huge and is now the star of car commercial.

“Still Closing” Sez Fez

If you thought Fez was going to stay open, think again.

Roll Deep Bagged for Churchill Ball

Are you a fan of East London grime collectives? Well, you’re in luck. There’s a big one playing at Churchill Springball in under a fortnight.

Cambridge Bombs In Booze Survey

New survey results show students at nearly every other uni drink more than the average Cambridge student.

TabLash: Dares and Scares

A night of knicker-stealing, nonsense and nudity. The Tab kicked off the year in full glory at Hidden Rooms.

Lexi Abrams

LEXI ABRAMS on the student protest: “most were just using the protest as an excuse to sack off a day of work and have fun”.