Sick of hearing about lad culture in Cambridge? So am I, but as the Wyverns’ latin motto translates, “He who is as hung as a horse may flog a dead one”. As many ladies can testify I am fucking packing. This is your boy Hugh.
It’s the question you’ve all been asking. Kamila Kingstone and Lauren Chaplin give freshers their advice.
Lembit gets down with Cam students during a heavy night on the town.
Cambridge has come 51st in a league table. Unsurprisingly, it’s not about academic performance.
ALEX BOWER’s dishes the Russian dirt on buying fake Schengen visas and the underground hand grenade trade.
ALEX BOWER is back with his latest column. Meet his landlord, a self-styled hip-hop terrorist whose life is one constant high.
HARRY SHUKMAN steps up in one of his toughest assignments yet to taste high-value whisky at the Union.
Nightlife icon and much-loved Cambridge personality Simon Burdus is leaving Cambridge for pastures new. Everybody’s sad.
Science icon Stephen Hawking has been a very naughty boy by visiting a Californian sex club.
Familiar Cantab Charlie Lyons has become huge and is now the star of car commercial.
If you thought Fez was going to stay open, think again.
Are you a fan of East London grime collectives? Well, you’re in luck. There’s a big one playing at Churchill Springball in under a fortnight.
New survey results show students at nearly every other uni drink more than the average Cambridge student.
A night of knicker-stealing, nonsense and nudity. The Tab kicked off the year in full glory at Hidden Rooms.
LEXI ABRAMS on the student protest: “most were just using the protest as an excuse to sack off a day of work and have fun”.