From the archives: JUAN ZOBER DE FRANCISCO reminds you how to correctly douse your friends as they finish their final exam.
King’s College aren’t giving peace a chance and have scrapped Amnesty’s termly cage protest for a “sponsored rowing event.”
A Mambo Marauder active Lola Lo was given 4 weeks inside for stealing phones while DANCING.
The Provost of King’s College has blamed a drop in grades last year on students attending protests against Government fee hikes.
Senior News Reporter PAPATYA SUTCLIFFE investigates exciting rumours of a new film by renowned Auteur and lothario Mark Liu.
King’s College have caught royal wedding fever and plan to hold not one but three royal wedding parties to mark the big day.
Plans to slash bursaries given to Cambridge students have been shelved thanks to CUSU’s campaign.
After too few men signed up for RAG Blind Date, many of Cambridge’s women were left alone on Tuesday night.
After a week of climbing over fences and starting revolutions, we catch up with JUAN ZOBER DE FRANCISCO for Part II of Juan’s World.
JUAN ZOBER DE FRANCISCO observes the frustration, passion and confusion at yesterday’s student protests.
JESSICA PATTERSON is left feeling dissatisfied by a fumbling attempt at a theatrical climax.
Juan Zober De Francisco is one of the university’s best known figures. He passes us some wisdom on getting with girls, nearly running the Union and how to party in Cambridge.
The violence at yesterday’s national student demo has sparked contrasting reactions in Cambridge. Click here for quotes and videos.
Hundreds packed the Union last night to watch BBC fittie Emily Maitlis recolor the country’s political map.
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