JCR

It’s Time To Cut CUSU Some Slack

Most of us don’t give a fifth of a shit, but TIM SQUIRRELL thinks their work’s worth defending.

Investing In Our Future

Following news last week that Trinity holds investments in a host of unethical companies, DANIEL MACMILLEN issues a call to arms and explains why taking a stand against the university is vital in order to safeguard our future.

Assange Settles For Second Best

The WikiLeaks founder is set to speak at Oxford this month, but the Cambridge Union decides not to risk more ‘technical problems’.

Oxford Students on Buttery Boycott

Magdalen is on strike after the governing body imposes a massive charge on students.

Queens’ Bops in a Royal Mess

Social events at Queens’ are on death row once again as the Halloween bop gets out of hand.

JCR Prez Well Hung

Selwyn has passed a motion to ‘venerate’ its JCR president.

Chill Out, Charlie

JAMES COUNSELL takes on Charlie Bell and his imaginary Trots.

A Fine Mess – Newnham Bites Back

Nenwham students have had enough after huge college fines have left a hole in their pockets.

John’s Chocolate Cock-Up

John’s have been accused of “equating female experience with Dairy Milk” after giving female students chocolate to mark International Women’s Day.

Tab Tries: Probing Presidents

We show you the CUSU presidential hopefuls as you’ve never seen them before.

The News From The Dark Blues

JAMES ROTHWELL brings you up to speed on snow willies, Playstation theft and big-dog debates.

“Blackface” Bop Blunder

Homerton students were warned not to black up for a bop last night.

The News From The Dark Blues

TIM WIGMORE is back, and this week he’s talking about alcohol-free formals and Access schemes. Who said Oxford wasn’t fun?

Freshers 2011: Cambridge A-Z, Part 2

Things get messy in part two as we visit Kambar, Life and, of course, the Mahal.

Tab Cribs: Christ’s

The Tab pays a visit to Christ’s and unearths a thoroughly Cribs-worthy crib owned by Ben, the JCR President. The gorgeous beams and stunning view make it a room to be shared.

John’s Library Too Popular

Students from other colleges are being turfed out of St John’s Library because it’s proving too popular.

New Home for Caius Boats

Caius plan to demolish their existing boathouse and build a new one, after the building was declared structurally unsound.

John’s Pay To Babysit Boozers

St John’s College plan to pay students to look after drunken peers during May week. Money to fund the scheme could come from fines to drunk students.

The Queen Can’t Cut It

1,000s turned out to see the Queen during her visit to Cambridge yesterday, but embarrassingly she struggled to cut the cake at John’s garden party.

To The Res-CUSU

Plans to slash bursaries given to Cambridge students have been shelved thanks to CUSU’s campaign.