Step 1: Don’t write an article about getting recruited by MI6
BETH SWORDS makes your life easier with five personas you can assume on a date.
COSMO GODFREE argues that the Rolling Stones have become nothing but rock ‘n’ roll rip-off merchants.
Most stuff isn’t worth getting worked up about. Especially in week 5.
JAMES MITCHELL wasn’t hugely impressed with the latest Bond.
JOE BATES meets the mysterious men behind the King’s Parade backflips.
ELENA PALA gets a bit shaken and a little stirred by 007 legend SIR ROGER MOORE. They talk James Bond, Audrey Hepburn and how to mix the perfect martini.
HUGO JONES on why his favourite tipple is real ale – and the best places in Cambridge to procure the dark stuff.
Al Murray, Jeremy Paxman and Sir Roger Moore will feature as highlights of the Cambridge Union Society’s termcard. You heard it here first.