ALASDAIR PAL: “To call Mission Impossible food porn would be an insult to porn”.
ALASDAIR PAL watches Channel Five so you don’t have to.
“It would be hilarious if the situation wasn’t so grave.” ALASDAIR PAL on Louis Theroux’s latest offering.
ALASDAIR PAL: ‘Billie Piper spends most of her time gurning up to her ears, like a botoxed chimp trying to blag its way out of animal testing’.
In the biggest edition of Best Comments ever, The Tab brings you the best of Week 2, Jailbreak participants and RAG blind date entries.
ALASDAIR PAL: “If only there were a way to turn John Hurt off”.
ALASDAIR PAL: “Chalk this one up as a victory for tools and teenagers everywhere.”