humour

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Homesickness. THAT’S “what’s occurin”!

Which Easter egg is your college?

Just for yokes

Everything you’d do if Cambridge had a Reading Week

Imagine going to a university that didn’t treat you as an essay-writing robot

In defence of Cambridge sarcasm

Because a prickly exterior can hide a thousand insecurities

REVIEW: Little Shop of Horrors

Weird, Witty, Wacky and utterly Brilliant.

Broke? How to rock the Spam-orous lifestyle

Putting the ‘lit’ into ‘frugality’

REVIEW: Footlights Spring Revue: Chocolate Moose

I was going to joke about how this show was highly a-moose-ing, but I wanted to retain some journalistic integrity

Hiding from the law

Idk even know what I’m doing any more

Zoe and Kirstie Green – Most embarrassing moments

This week, ZOE GREEN and KIRSTIE GREEN discuss a smorgasbord of scintillating topics.

BEST CUMS 2014: Can you identify these orgasms?

Play our interactive game and match the faces of these climaxing students to their orgasmic moans.

The Tab gets Royal approval

Future King of England reads Tab article, is amused.

Bumps Jargon Buster

Stumped by bumps chat? JOE GOODMAN is here to gently scrape the rear end of your vessel with these essential definitions.

Hunter Allen – Return of the bathroom

In his latest visual meditation on modern co-habitation, HUNTER ALLEN revisits that bathroom, that toilet and that boat. Keep your eyes peeled on the bathroom – marvelous things will happen.

Tab Tries: Legal Highs

Human guinea pig extraordinaire LAURA ROLLINS pumps her body full of powerful and potentially dangerous mind-altering chemicals.

Tab Tries: One Night Stand

CHARLIE DOWELL reveals all in his guide to getting the most out of your one night stand.

The Ultimate Bike Theft Protection Guide

Scared that your prized cycle might get pilfered? Follow TED HILL’s advice and you will never fear for your bike’s safety again.

The Sidgwick Papers

Mr. Nicholas Nickel and Mr. David Copperwire record their observations on a bold journey of discovery into a corner unknown to the scientist: The Sidgwick Site.

Diary of a Reluctant Virgin

Tired of being a spinster, ELLIE SLEE embarks upon the perilous quest to pop her cherry.

The Tab Meets: Armando Iannucci

TOM BALDERSTONE chats to Armando Iannucci, and thinks that you owe him something if you appreciate modern comedy.

Johnathan Zemlik

JOHNATHAN ZEMLIK tries out for the Virgin Smoker and realises that there’s a divide between northern and southern humour. The north is best of course.