Imagine going to a university that didn’t treat you as an essay-writing robot
I was going to joke about how this show was highly a-moose-ing, but I wanted to retain some journalistic integrity
Play our interactive game and match the faces of these climaxing students to their orgasmic moans.
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In his latest visual meditation on modern co-habitation, HUNTER ALLEN revisits that bathroom, that toilet and that boat. Keep your eyes peeled on the bathroom – marvelous things will happen.
Human guinea pig extraordinaire LAURA ROLLINS pumps her body full of powerful and potentially dangerous mind-altering chemicals.
CHARLIE DOWELL reveals all in his guide to getting the most out of your one night stand.
Scared that your prized cycle might get pilfered? Follow TED HILL’s advice and you will never fear for your bike’s safety again.
Mr. Nicholas Nickel and Mr. David Copperwire record their observations on a bold journey of discovery into a corner unknown to the scientist: The Sidgwick Site.
Tired of being a spinster, ELLIE SLEE embarks upon the perilous quest to pop her cherry.
TOM BALDERSTONE chats to Armando Iannucci, and thinks that you owe him something if you appreciate modern comedy.
JOHNATHAN ZEMLIK tries out for the Virgin Smoker and realises that there’s a divide between northern and southern humour. The north is best of course.
Are we losing our fondness for witty quips? TOM MOULE explains why we should never let go of the great human invention that is the anecdote.
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Dan Edwards
Daniella Cugini
Jossie
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This week, ZOE GREEN and KIRSTIE GREEN discuss a smorgasbord of scintillating topics.