The types of housemates you’ll have to live with in second year

Choose them wisely

How to choose your housemates

With balloting beginning for our not-so-fresh freshers, jaded second-year CHARLIE DOWELL offers a no-nonsense guide to a magnificent maison.

Manners Maketh Man

TABATHA LEGGETT investigates the decline in common manners, and questions whether Sarah Ferguson has finally found the answer.

Housemate Hitlist

ELLIE PITHERS on the friends you want to live with and those to avoid like the out-of-date milk they left in the fridge.