DANNY CHIPS is back for the second instalment of his new column, where he discusses illegal visas and initiating freshers.
PHOEBE LUCKHURST, a Cassandra for the Ketamine generation, is cursed by her own foresight.
THE TAB gives its lowdown on Glastonbury 2010.
JESS BRANDLER: Caius was a ‘spectacular display of what May Week is all about: Gingerbread houses, ostrich burgers, prawns, cheese fondue, pate, port and Perrier.’
This week, GEORGE OSBORN and CHRIS BANNON kick Kei$ha and man hug Massive Attack