Unsure what you’ll need at Uni? Fear not, quivering fresher: TED HILL is here to tell you exactly what to bring for your first terrifying Cantab term.
FRANCESCA HILL and JAMES MACNAMARA are the guardian angels here to guide you through the best and worst of what’s on this week.
FOOTBALL: RUPERT MERCER watches the Blues turn over the Old Boys to make it three on the trot.
FRANCESCA HILL: ‘Pastor Jones sees himself as a noble figure, acting to save the American people from yet another injustice’.