Simon finally reveals all to The Tab but Archie and Tom are one step ahead as usual.
“I was reminded of Hitchcock’s boast that his films were not slices of life but slices of cake.” JACKSON CAINES explains.
“As much as I adore women, I’ve never understood them.” WILL STINSON has a chat with the effervescent mega-producer LORD PUTTNAM.
JONATHAN SENIOR reviews Nazi-hunting kick-ass Mossad movie starring Helen Mirren and Sam Worthington.
Rosa Robson presents her pick of the week’s best comments, including a visit from Batman and Robin, some scrabble banter and Rebecca Black on buns.
BEN DALTON embraces old actresses and explains why it’s time to take down that Megan Fox poster and hang up Helen Mirren.
Mods, Rockers, and not a donkey ride in sight. DOMINIC KEEN heads for the seaside for this 60s set gang movie.
Werther’s get swapped for weapons in Bruce Willis’ new actioner, but PARK CHUI thinks oldies are better off indoors.