Oxford correspondent TIM WIGMORE tries it on with Emma Watson and celebrates a new strip club. Not at the same time.
It’s that time of the week. TIM WIGMORE is back with a run down the news from Oxford: tortoises and trauma after a tiddlywinks trashing.
‘Tories are like the dementors from Harry Potter. We all know this, we can’t prove it scientifically, but we all know it’s true.’ AMY JEFFS speaks to sexually ambiguous comic EDDIE IZZARD about his commitment to the Yes to AV campaign before tomorrow’s vote.
In the biggest edition of Best Comments ever, The Tab brings you the best of Week 2, Jailbreak participants and RAG blind date entries.
ELLIE PITHERS: “Hogwarts is just a glorified version of the Eton School of Twatcraft and Snobbery.”
Corpus are to open their formal hall doors to the public for a whopping £57.75.
Soon-to-be-Fresher? Let The Tab teach you how to speak Cambridge. Saturday: letters A-H.
A fledgling Quidditch team has been launched in Cambridge, hoping to register the game as a Blues Sport.
Clemence Poesy need not remind us, ‘Life’s Way Too Beautiful and Fascinating to Spend Time On Fashion Rules’. No one does anyway.
SARAH MCCANN finds ‘after sitting down to watch a bit of it in between others programmes, you find yourself glued to the TV set and with no ad breaks on the BBC, there’s no chance for an early escape.’
Way more interesting than your average ‘I-lost-my-phone-in-Revs’ groups. Join at your own risk.
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