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Octavia Sheepshanks: Week 8

In her final column, OCTAVIA reveals all about her true identity…

CUSU Probed Me

Tab undercover reporter GROAN HARDSLEY can’t feel his “man glands” after a tumultuous encounter at the CUSU offices.

How to get the respect of History of Art students

GROAN HARDSLEY attempts to make History of Art students like him, with mixed results.

Where’s the Gunge Gone?

GROAN HARDSLEY gets gloopy in a one-off report.