The dos and don’ts of the personal statement
You’re not as thick as you think…
If we change our attitude to exam results, the class list won’t be an issue.
Guys, the word you’re looking for is ‘congratulations’.
Applicants will now be expected to get 2 A*s and an A
A clear correlation has been found between the amount of money colleges spend on alcohol and the percentage of firsts they receive.
Gary Lineker has gone on the offensive against a new Cambridge A-level after his son failed to score the grades he needed.
A Fresher from Lady Margaret Hall, Oxford, has been sent down for FAKING his grades on his UCAS form.