If we change our attitude to exam results, the class list won’t be an issue.
Guys, the word you’re looking for is ‘congratulations’.
Applicants will now be expected to get 2 A*s and an A
A clear correlation has been found between the amount of money colleges spend on alcohol and the percentage of firsts they receive.
The Provost of King’s College has blamed a drop in grades last year on students attending protests against Government fee hikes.
Gary Lineker has gone on the offensive against a new Cambridge A-level after his son failed to score the grades he needed.
A Fresher from Lady Margaret Hall, Oxford, has been sent down for FAKING his grades on his UCAS form.
Leila Sackur
Alison Devlin
Harry Shukman