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Cash Hidden In UL For… Poems?

Mysterious tricksters have hidden £100 in the UL, and all they want in return is… poetry.

Loyd GROSS-man

Cantab Loyd Grossman is in hot water after his korma was found to contain deadly poison.

ASBO’S BACK

Mr ASBO, Cambridge’s most dangerous swan, is set to return to the Cam any day now.

Exclusive: Udderly Terrifying

Queens’ students were charged by a herd of crazy cows last Monday, leaving one student with a dislocated shoulder.