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Paige Smeaton Life
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A comprehensive student in crisis? PAIGE SMEATON will let you in on a secret

Eyebrow plucking, the UL Reading Room and Aled from Radio 1: KATIE MAIR imparts some revision wisdom.

JOE BATES wants harder exams. But not for him: for his little sister.

LUCY BUTTERFIELD finds solace in the goldfish bowl of life.

TOBY PARKER REES & JESSICA PATTERSON are on the door. Shit plays aren’t getting in. ‘Bouncers’ goes home alone.

SUZANNE BURLTON notices the powerful but not obnoxious odour of veracity.

TOBY PARKER-REES has a play on this week, but may also mention others in passing.

DOUGLAS THOMSON gives the first in a three-part series about the reality of what it’s like to degrade.

You still know the drill, but the drill works.