It’s impossible to have good sex in a bad bedroom

If it’s not instaworthy, it’s not happening

Apply to be a Fresher Columnist

Applications are open for Cambridge’s MOST READ student paper

Your degree isn’t harder than mine

We need to stop comparing each other at Cambridge

Where’s your college marriage at now?

Roses are red, violets are blue, got to get married soon, I guess you’ll do

Predictions for a Fresher’s Easter term

I’ve got 99 problems and tripos is a fair few of them

Being keen is kool

Why it’s important to remember our nerdy Year 9 selves

Getting around Cambridge is impossible

Move bitch, get out the way

Keeping Warm in Cambrrridge

A public safety guide

A freshers’ guide to library etiquette

Or how not to get shot by angry finalists


Dreamy for the most part, hazy in places

WEEK SIX NEWS ROUNDUP: Blitz Spirit, Fresher Fines, and Arty Access

Real news is depressing, as we all we learned last week. Here’s some barely real news instead.

REVIEW: Britannia Waves The Rules

Esmé O’Keeffe reports on a moving, if slightly unpolished, performance.

The Pains of Being a (Cambridge) Wallflower

Who needs social skills anyway?

How (not) to be college married

Spoiler: We’ve messed it up already

A totally respectable guide to healthy drinking

If you’re gunna do it, do it right

Tinder in Cambridge: A Scientific Investigation

It’s going down, I’m getting Tinder

The right way to date in Cambridge

How to find love in a hopeless place.

Re-freshing: back after intermission

Am I really older and wiser or still the same naive fresher as ever?

WEEK ONE NEWS ROUNDUP: Evacuations, Insensitive Queens’ Dean, and Grindr

We bring you the juiciest gossip from the first week back in the bridge

Clubbers of the Week: Freshers’ Spectacular

No one is safe