Can’t sleep for all that Pussy energy coursing through your veins? Take some time to unwind with these TV classics…
EMMA WILKINSON thinks there are truly delightful scenes in this film but never has the word ‘moist’ been used so much and so out of place
MARK LINFORD dives into the horror cliches of the genre-bending Cabin In The Woods.
JAMIE MATHIESON thinks you should hold your breath for this moving portrayal of young lives gone wrong.
If you put the word paedophile in this box, will people click on it? BASIL FRANCIS is going to find out.
JAMIE MATHIESON may be a walking stereotype, but he ain’t got nothing on this movie.
ANNIE RAFF wishes we could ditch all the tears and the fluffiness and just tell a proper story.
HOLLY STEVENSON gives you the low down on this week’s culture. Which, for the philistines involves drinking games…
OSMAN RIAZ thinks this movie is like popcorn: unfulfilling and noisy, but still compulsive.
Film Editor JAMIE MATHIESON previews the Student Film Festival, and learns the origins of its silly name.
SHAUN LU considers whether to apply the word ‘ledgendary’ to this film. That’s not a typo, it’s an awesome pun.
JAMIE (gasp) MATHIESON (gasp) would like to (sob) thank the Tab for the opportunity (sob) to write this article…
OSMAN RIAZ sees sado-masochism and spanking, and wonders, what would Freud think?
ROSIE ROBSON is horrified, and not just by seeing Daniel Radcliffe neither magical nor nude.
JAMIE MATHIESON describes The Muppets as ‘profound and moving’, and asks himself – am I a man or a Muppet?
JAMIE MATHIESON observes drinking, chundering and intellectualism. A standard day in Cambridge.
JONATHAN SENIOR sees George Clooney drive his wife to infidelity. Some people just don’t know how lucky they are…
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