Eton

Your degree isn’t harder than mine

We need to stop comparing each other at Cambridge

REVEALED: Cambridge at fault for Hiddleswift breakup

You’re welcome.

Fuck Cambridge lad culture – tits, bevs and banter belong in the past

Let’s bury lad culture with the ghost of first term

Alastair Campbell: The Man Who Hates Cambridge

The former spin-doctor lectures Cambridge students about “A Life at the Nexus of Media and Politics”

Tab Tried: Political Extremism

And now JACK EMMINS just wants to go home.

Eton Mess: A Response

Are Cambridge’s gates open to all? In the wake of more national press coverage for Cambridge, PRANJAL ARYA assesses who is to blame for the stereotypes that surround our university.

Jesus Jokers In Eton Mess

A trio of Jesus students are in a sticky situation after posing as Etonian applicants.

Fitzwilliam Ball

Tom Rasmussen claimed ‘it was like having a fucking prolapse’; TOMMY SHANE begs to differ.

Take Your Class War Elsewhere

Cärlchen Jupp on why Ian Bone’s protest is little more than a load of hot air.

Upper Class-Holes

Balliol College have a travel grant specifically for Old Etonians so they can get paid to study ‘poor people’.

Deepening the Divide

Why studying the arts until 16 could spell disaster.

Class Dismissed

Should we really be judging politicians by their backgrounds? TOM MOULE tells us why this should not be the case.

Harry Posher

ELLIE PITHERS: “Hogwarts is just a glorified version of the Eton School of Twatcraft and Snobbery.”

Jesus May Ball

PHOEBE LUCKHURST: “A very reasonable ticket price, and fun abounding from every court, cloister, tree and marquee, Jesus May Ball was a fantastic evening.”