9am: cure cancer. 11am: brunch…
Medics, Engineers and Natscis, stop being a Dick(ens)
Because we definitely haven’t heard enough ridiculous stuff in the last few weeks.
“Are we pre-disposed to sin?” Yes, yes we are.
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
Another week, another annoyance for columnist PHOEBE GARGARO
Summary: Work work work work work
N.B: It was west.
VOTE NOW: We didn’t include Land Economy, just to make things a bit more interesting
We’ve all heard the chorus of “This term is super fun for English and History students! They get eight weeks of lounging in the grass before May Week while everyone else slaves in the library.”
I told my interviewer that I chose Theology because it aided my ‘understanding of my own existence’ and that John’s Gospel was the total fire of my loins
So Caesarian Sunday happened again… And the photographers were out in force
And it does so to distract us from what’s important.
Idk even know what I’m doing any more
No-one has sent me scary emails on Hermes yet, and believe me I would know
There were few smiley faces amongst English finalists asked to analyse a poem without any words.