How to find love in a hopeless place.
The Tab inteviews Cantab cooking inspiration Andrew Smyth
What rhymes with punts?
We are so underrepresented
SAM RODRIQUES has had enough with exams
With Lent around the corner, Fucked Up Fresher TONY HARCOURT evaluates your Michaelmas for you.
Cambridge come up short against a strong Durham side. MICHAEL ALHADEFF was there to see where it went wrong.
Don’t attack Oxbridge – we are not the root of the problem.
MICHAEL ALHADEFF previews the glut of Varsity Matches to come this term.
Down with Doxbridge? REANNE MACKENZIE and CHARLIE TAVERNER fight it out.
An official-looking sign banning masturbation has appeared in St Andrews’ university library.
Claims of foul play, the emergence of a sex symbol, and a decent walloping made this week’s episode of University Challenge more exciting than most.
On day 2 The Tab’s fearless reporters encounter cheerleaders, Guinness and an International hockey match.
Two fearless Tab reporters have taken it upon themselves to experience the challenge that is Doxbridge. Sport, Lash and Craic. YOU tell them what to do to next.
CUWCC avenge their defeat against Durham in bottom table dog-fight
With May Ball tickets sending us into our overdrafts, HOLLY STEVENSON asks whether one night can ever live up to its price tag.
Our two reviewers both agree: Oxford bad, Durham good, Footlights better.
Newnham students have received a JCR email with a difference – telling them not to have NOISY SEX late at night.