drunken behaviour

Cambridge Clubbing: The least fun you’ll ever have

Why am I crying in the club right now?

Sidney SusSEX Take The Piss

Sidney Sussex’s bursar claims that revellers use his doorway for a quick shag and a cheeky slash, prompting a complaint to the council.

Lexi Abrams

“It is to these initiation events that girls cry to be involved in, make friends with people for, and cling to every last hope that they will get that anonymous invite in their pigeon hole.”