Drinking

News Roundup Week 2: Sun, Sex, and Suspicious Papparazos

ARMIN SOLIMANI rounds up a debauched week of warm days and warmer sheep

Caesarian Sunday-ers of the week

Like Clubbers of the week, but messier. Oh so messier.

Tab Guide to irrevocably ruining Cambridge’s reputation this Caesarean Sunday

Smile for the nice Daily Mail man!

WHAT TO WEAR: Caesarian Sunday

Police hats obligatory.

Excel-LENT? My Lent Term in under 500 words

If only the girl I was last year, desperately keeping up with the notifications of the offer holders Facebook group, knew who I would be today.

Clubbers of the Week

No one is safe

Mental health and heavy drinking: Alastair Campbell returns to Cambridge with a warning

Campbell speaks of the “worst possible way to start a new life.”

Alcoholism: The dark side of Cambridge

One recovering alcoholic’s message to everyone lost at the bottom of a bottle.

Long live lad culture, tits, bevs and banter

Sick of hearing about lad culture in Cambridge? So am I, but as the Wyverns’ latin motto translates, “He who is as hung as a horse may flog a dead one”. As many ladies can testify I am fucking packing. This is your boy Hugh.

SoundCloud Society #1

Albums are dead and Shuffle is soulless – let us put you in the mix.

Dry January? Amateurs, try dry life.

I’d love to tell you I’m not smug, but I just am.

Because arts students have it hard too.

It’s not easy being keen (about humanities)

Review: Arcsoc’s “Paradise Garage” Night of Disco

Arcsoc’s Night of Disco was just another average Cambridge night out despite the hype.

Life is too short for Dry January

Dry January is shit. Yes I may be marginally richer, but I like alcohol, and I’m not afraid to admit it.

Fuck Cambridge lad culture – tits, bevs and banter belong in the past

Let’s bury lad culture with the ghost of first term

Senior Tutors are cancelling Bops because they hate us

JONNY OLDFIELD argues that the sacred bop is under threat

Cambridge nightlife: a limerick

Oliver Yeates paints us a colourful picture of the night in poetic verse.

Quiz: What kind of Cambridge night out are you?

Hold onto your jungbombs as we embark on a voyage of self-discovery.

The REACTION – ‘unethical pariahs’: Caius students left bemused by Master’s email

He called them future ‘insider traders, exchange rate riggers and corrupt Volkswagen engineers’

Tab Tries: predrinking a supervision

It went as well as it sounds like it would