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The News Bulletin, Week 2: Port & parody, Curry King comrades and cover picture conundrums

Jack Benda and Ellie Olcott round up the weekly news


Serious argy bhaji at Curry King as students and alumni fight in mass brawl.

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Uncle A: Being A Lad

UNCLE A gives his advice for organising swaps and being a massive lad.

‘I Love College’: The Drinking Game

Get a plentiful supply of your chosen tipple, spread a tarpaulin across your chosen drinking arena, and let KATIE MAIR teach you how to play the I Love College drinking game.

Baron of Beef Avoids A Roasting

The Baron of Beef pub was indebted to two off-duty firemen when paper left in an oven sparked a fire on Monday afternoon.

Lexi Abrams

“It is to these initiation events that girls cry to be involved in, make friends with people for, and cling to every last hope that they will get that anonymous invite in their pigeon hole.”