SIANA thinks you should show some manners.
Fiztbillies is shut (haven’t you heard?!) LEAF ARBUTHNOT explores your other options.
New columnist JONNY WALKER asks how he ended up in Nero CostaBucks in Cambridge: “What led me towards this idle pursuit of padded furniture when everyone else is pursuing training contracts and grad schemes?”
Why are rich kids into Marxism when they haven’t done their reading? MONA EBERT discusses whether it’s just to ruffle a few feathers and upset Daddy.