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Lauren Chaplin: Week 1

LAUREN CHAPLIN has left her column to the very last minute. General panic, and the thought of Hunter Allen, leads her to pity-blowjobs and the re-enactment of a coffee break.

Hunter Allen: Week 1

HUNTER ALLEN arrives in his first volumn. Today he responds to a comment from “Horny” asking him to show us his nips.

A Week With Wills

Prince William writes exclusively for The Tab about his first week at Cambridge.

Elly Booth: Week 1

Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the scene ELLY BOOTH. She loves the gym, she loves the Spice Girls, and she has difficulty showering…

Rachel Tookey: Week 8

Unhappy? Need somewhere to vent? In her final column, RACHEL TOOKEY speaks about her own unhappiness in Cambridge and offers a solution…

Tim O’Brien: Week 8

For his final column, TIM O’BRIEN goes deep and tackles the biggest question of them all…

Alex Jackman: Week 8

In his last ever column, ALEX JACKMAN takes you on a mental trip around his top five happiest places in Cambridge.

Rachel Tookey: Week 7

Columns within a column? How meta. It ends there, though, says RACHEL TOOKEY in a bid to end Cambridge pretentiousness

Tim O’Brien: Week 7

‘Unfair, dated, cruel, and pointless’… this week TIM O’BRIEN turns his attention to exams.

Alex Jackman: Week 7

This week ALEX JACKMAN is dismayed by the mixed responses to his serious journalism, so ejects a big pile of stereotypical columnist word-vomit.

Rachel Tookey: Week 6

This week, RACHEL TOOKEY talks about religion and suggests that we all do a little less arguing and a little more listening.

Tim O’Brien: Week 6

This week, Tim talks radio and why making mistakes is the most important part of being a student.

Rachel Tookey – Week 5

This week (need we even say which week it is?) RACHEL TOOKEY tells you all to stop overthinking and just get on with it.

Alex Jackman: Week 5

This week, ALEX JACKMAN avoids talking about himself by divulging some nice little anecdotes from fellow Cantabs.

Rachel Tookey: Week 4

This week, RACHEL TOOKEY contemplates pubes and feminism, and has even created a delightful quiz for you all.

Tim O’Brien: Week 4

In column number four TIM O’BRIEN talks about vanity on the internet and the out-of-control ‘selfie’ culture.

Alex Jackman: Week 4

In his fourth column, ALEX JACKMAN delves into the baffling world of career networking.

Rachel Tookey: Week 3

This week, RACHEL TOOKEY offers us some of Cambridge’s finest fashion advice (with illustrations).

Tim O’Brien: Week 3

This week TIM O’BRIEN explains why he thinks you’re probably working too hard.

Alex Jackman: Week 3

The third column was in a little late, but at least he’s got a good excuse…This week a chaotic ALEX JACKMAN talks about disorganisation.