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I’m a Cambridge student who never does any work

She says after pulling an all-nighter

The loneliness of the long distance student

A stage by stage account of how being alone in the bubble makes you go batshit crazy

How to slow down time in Cambridge

Tick, tock…

Is a work-life balance impossible in Cambridge?

Give yourself a break

How Cambridge takes over your life

I want to break free

The News Roundup Week 5: Club Catastrophes, Cake Competitions and Cash Conflagration

As we enter into the worst time of the term, Cambridge students have shown they live in a fantasy world.

Being a student is no excuse for political ignorance

Does the Bubble make us blind to current affairs?

Surviving the Library: A Fresher’s Guide

Battling the books, boredom, and brutal cataloging system

The News Roundup Week 2: Contactless cards and College Cats

Welcome back to week 2 of the News Column, apparently so beloved that other student Journos are following suit.

YEATES DEBATES: Why can’t Cambridge students handle opinions?

‘Opinions’ looks like ‘onions’. Both can make you cry.

A Northerner’s Guide to Cambridge

A belta guide for you and your marras

How to ditch the weirdo you regret making friends with in Freshers’ Week

We all have that one ‘friend’

The Tab Mafia is opening its ranks

CV points and BNOC fame up for grabs.

Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now: My Revision Period In Smiths Tracks

How a jangly 80s indie band perfectly summed up the revision period

Things I learned from my teenage diary

2010 was way too real

10 things I hate about Cambridge: exams – they’re the last great unequaliser

Yes I know that’s not a word, it’s called managing expectations.

Tab guide to etiquette: Afternoon tea

How to make it seem like you have tea more than Her Majesty, the Queen.

Tab Guide to etiquette: Champagne, caviar, and canapés

How to make it seem like you were born with a mother-of-pearl spoon in your mouth.

FOOD COLUMN: Finger Lickin’ Stir Fry Chicken Noodles

Gigi Perry is here with her Week 1 column to give us all an easy, protein-rich exam term dinner.

What Cambridge has done to the Mancunian in me

Warning: this article contains generalisations, slang and repeated references to 90s alt rock