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10 things I hate about Cambridge: exams – they’re the last great unequaliser

Yes I know that’s not a word, it’s called managing expectations.

Tab guide to etiquette: Afternoon tea

How to make it seem like you have tea more than Her Majesty, the Queen.

Tab Guide to etiquette: Champagne, caviar, and canapés

How to make it seem like you were born with a mother-of-pearl spoon in your mouth.

FOOD COLUMN: Finger Lickin’ Stir Fry Chicken Noodles

Gigi Perry is here with her Week 1 column to give us all an easy, protein-rich exam term dinner.

What Cambridge has done to the Mancunian in me

Warning: this article contains generalisations, slang and repeated references to 90s alt rock

Excel-LENT? My Lent Term in under 500 words

If only the girl I was last year, desperately keeping up with the notifications of the offer holders Facebook group, knew who I would be today.

The News Bulletin, Week 7: CUSU concludes, hackery continues and Lacrosse at a loss

Jack Benda and Ellie Olcott round up the weekly news.

Wine Whine

Gone are the days when my drink of choice was “whatever’s cheapest in Iceland”

A question for sport

In an attempt to fully integrate myself in Cambridge society, I decided to tackle the only thing left for me to fully understand: British Sport.

Why I write for the Tab

To not do so would be regreTABle.

The News Bulletin, Week 1: Egyptian controversy, TCS misunderstandings and Trinity Yu-Gi-Oh!

Jack Benda and Ellie Olcott round up the weekly news

Everything you did over the holidays

This is exactly what your first week back conversations will consist of.

Steer clear of Cindies

Why do we even bother

Ode to all the jumped-up student societies

Sit down, shut up

Students shouldn’t have to pay for prescriptions

Like seriously… I can’t afford that

Let’s talk about sex, babe

People have sex, get over it.

University is messing me up

It may make me, but it’s also bloody breaking me

Choice is power – question your motives

‘Empowerment not objectification’ relies on you having the ‘power’ to chose, but where does this ‘power’ actually lie?

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Noah and the Whale lied. There’s be no walking round zoos, only debt, debt, debt.

How to deal with being a twat

Because, face it, we all are.