Yes I know that’s not a word, it’s called managing expectations.
How to make it seem like you have tea more than Her Majesty, the Queen.
How to make it seem like you were born with a mother-of-pearl spoon in your mouth.
Gigi Perry is here with her Week 1 column to give us all an easy, protein-rich exam term dinner.
Warning: this article contains generalisations, slang and repeated references to 90s alt rock
If only the girl I was last year, desperately keeping up with the notifications of the offer holders Facebook group, knew who I would be today.
Jack Benda and Ellie Olcott round up the weekly news.
Gone are the days when my drink of choice was “whatever’s cheapest in Iceland”
In an attempt to fully integrate myself in Cambridge society, I decided to tackle the only thing left for me to fully understand: British Sport.
Jack Benda and Ellie Olcott round up the weekly news
This is exactly what your first week back conversations will consist of.
Why do we even bother
Sit down, shut up
Like seriously… I can’t afford that
People have sex, get over it.
It may make me, but it’s also bloody breaking me
‘Empowerment not objectification’ relies on you having the ‘power’ to chose, but where does this ‘power’ actually lie?
Noah and the Whale lied. There’s be no walking round zoos, only debt, debt, debt.
Because, face it, we all are.