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Stop hating on Freshers’ Week

Real-life Cambridge first-year gives a *gasp* POSITIVE review of Freshers’ week!

What to do on Halloween

Where to go on the one night of the year you’re allowed to dress up and scare people half to death (unless you’re a killer clown, in which case go away)

The Week Ahead: The F Word, Jeremy Vine and The History Boys

A better alternative than trying to sort through the chaos of all the Facebook events you’ve clicked attending on.

The News Bulletin, Week 2: Port & parody, Curry King comrades and cover picture conundrums

Jack Benda and Ellie Olcott round up the weekly news

Flash dance: The 80s come to Cambridge

Reach for the leg-warmers, safe as fuck.

Fresh Prince of Ballare: The best club photos this week

As the tide of exams recedes, the tsunami that is the Cambridge clubbing scene has returned

Going out in Exam Term: It is possible

It’s not healthy, it’s not wise, but it’s the right decision.

Spoof News Is Good News: Week 2

Non-fictional journalist SUE DENIM reports on the news they don’t want you to know…

Elly Booth – I fancy you

ELLY BOOTH really fancies you. Or at least she wishes she did. Cuz that would be more exciting.

Fez bouncer attacked

A bouncer at Fez has been attacked, and taken to hospital with sustained injuries.

Further Confessions Of A Fucked Up Fresher

TONY HARCOURT, of Fucked Up Fresher Fame, returns with the dark tale of his first swap…

The Art of Planking

Think you know what planking is? Think again. FREYA SUTTON talks you through the details…

How to Get Thrown Out of a Club

Going out tonight? MOLLIE WINTLE instructs you on the finely honed craft of getting kicked out of a club.

Nightlife

SAM MELLOR aims to lead at least a few of our library slaves to unsavoury raves with a preview of the term’s club life.

Lembit on the Lash in Lola

Former MP Lembit Opik surveys Cambridge’s nightlife.

James Mitchell

Trouser bulges and ill-judged jokes. It’s JAMES MITCHELL in his new column.

In Search of The Apostles

SEBASTIAN SALEK goes in search of the most secretive society of them all.

Cambridge Bass-ics

Bass addict JOHN BARDSLEY shows you where the beats are hiding in Cambridge.

Klubnacht

JOE PRITCHARD finds Fez fresh after a musical makeover.

Kambar Klosed

Alternative Cambridge Club Kambar has shut down and will re-open as a “classy” champagne bar.