Answer these questions and uncover your true self…
Please, I can’t face anymore scrolling
…and living to tell the tale
When confronted with the question ‘Is alcohol really a choice in Cambridge?’, I feel confident to answer yes.
Pass the brandy!
Why am I crying in the club right now?
Read it to make sure it’s not about you
Everybody loves an undercat
Why make it when you can fake it?
Third time unlucky.
You better not pout, you better not cry.
And you thought there was just one Cambridge bubble
Fa la la la la
We made it! And, unfortunately for some, they also made the news.
Cambridge alumni Stephen Hawking once said, ‘People won’t have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.’