Christmas

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 7

She shall be great, and shall be called THEATRE GUIDE DOG IV, and she shall reign over Cambridge theatre for ever, and of her kingdom there shall be no end. Amen.

Simon Norman

SIMON NORMAN is a bit lost, but it’s OK – being lost can sometimes mean finding yourself/a patisserie/ at least a Starbucks coffee.

Scrooge & Marley

Some shows are prize turkeys. Some shows, like this one, just depict the buying of prize turkeys through the medium of well-handled character acting. In response, AMI JONES’ cup o’er runneth with cheer and bodily effusions.

Five Minutes with The Rifles

HOLLY STEVENSON has a quickie with Jam-lovers (of the Paul Weller variety), THE RIFLES.

Reassessing Country Life

SOPHIE THORPE realises that her countryside upbringing was more unusual that she’d anticipated.

Marathon Blog: Pounding the Pavement

With just under 2 weeks until the big day, EMILY MARCHANT describes the pain, sweat and exhilaration of the final runs.

Jonny Walker

This week, JONNY WALKER talks rabbit poo, screaming children and testicular injury. And there’s a moral to the story.

It’s A Cold Snap: Winner Announced

The wait is over! Here are the results of The Tab’s competition to find the best shot of the festive snow.

Christmas: Fun For All The Family?

LVJ asks if ‘perhaps for the students forced to endure the next few days abroad the doomstruck departure boards are nothing short of a Christmas miracle’.

Cam All Ye Faithful?

Cambridge has been named as the 6th least festive city in the UK, with Oxford only one place below.

Last Minute Presents

48 hours until C day and still no presents have been purchased? Panic not, here are The Tab’s last minute tips.

All They Want for Christmas Is A Plane Back Home

Jesus College Choir is still hoping for a Christmas miracle after the cancellation of their flight from Washington has left them stuck in the USA.

Rare Exports

And you thought The Grinch was unconventional… CHLOE MASHITER fills her stocking with Finnish Santa-shocker Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale.

Where Are All The Attendees?

Attending seven different Christmas events on Facebook before the end of term? EREN KILICH tells you not to be such a filthy liar.

Tom Davenport’s Strictly Speaking

A left-over from Christmas

Tab Rates vs. Tab Slates: Week Two

You know the drill.

Playing It Safe

With the Health and Safety Grinch doing his best to take the risk out of Christmas, CLAIRE WHELAN asks, when does law become farce?

Cambridge’s Got Talent. Shame About The Rest Of Us.

Cambridge offers no consolation for my ‘extremely disappointing’ gap year weight gain. Quite the opposite.

Judging Books by their Covers (Round Two)

Can’t be arsed to read? DUNCAN STIBBARD HAWKES returns to tell you which Classics look best.

New Year, Same You

Face it, you’re rubbish: tried, tested and catastrophically failed attempts at self-improvement.