She shall be great, and shall be called THEATRE GUIDE DOG IV, and she shall reign over Cambridge theatre for ever, and of her kingdom there shall be no end. Amen.
SIMON NORMAN is a bit lost, but it’s OK – being lost can sometimes mean finding yourself/a patisserie/ at least a Starbucks coffee.
Some shows are prize turkeys. Some shows, like this one, just depict the buying of prize turkeys through the medium of well-handled character acting. In response, AMI JONES’ cup o’er runneth with cheer and bodily effusions.
HOLLY STEVENSON has a quickie with Jam-lovers (of the Paul Weller variety), THE RIFLES.
With just under 2 weeks until the big day, EMILY MARCHANT describes the pain, sweat and exhilaration of the final runs.
This week, JONNY WALKER talks rabbit poo, screaming children and testicular injury. And there’s a moral to the story.
The wait is over! Here are the results of The Tab’s competition to find the best shot of the festive snow.
LVJ asks if ‘perhaps for the students forced to endure the next few days abroad the doomstruck departure boards are nothing short of a Christmas miracle’.
Cambridge has been named as the 6th least festive city in the UK, with Oxford only one place below.
48 hours until C day and still no presents have been purchased? Panic not, here are The Tab’s last minute tips.
Jesus College Choir is still hoping for a Christmas miracle after the cancellation of their flight from Washington has left them stuck in the USA.
And you thought The Grinch was unconventional… CHLOE MASHITER fills her stocking with Finnish Santa-shocker Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale.
With the Health and Safety Grinch doing his best to take the risk out of Christmas, CLAIRE WHELAN asks, when does law become farce?
Cambridge offers no consolation for my ‘extremely disappointing’ gap year weight gain. Quite the opposite.
Can’t be arsed to read? DUNCAN STIBBARD HAWKES returns to tell you which Classics look best.
Face it, you’re rubbish: tried, tested and catastrophically failed attempts at self-improvement.