cambridge colleges

Which Blue Planet II fish is your college?

A zoological take on the life of the lesser-spotted Cantab

News Column: Pennying Police, Flimsy Finances and Catz and dogs

Read it to make sure you’re not in it

SAVAGE TripAdvisor reviews of places Cantabs love

“The Corpus Clock is a clock, move on”

How to become a BCOC: Big College on Campus

Move over BNOC, there’s a new acronym in town…

Why which college you go to matters

It has a huge influence

SHIT COLLEGE: the central ones

What you’ve all been waiting for – vote now!

SHIT COLLEGE 2017: the far away ones

Your chance to vote on the undisputed shittiest college

Which absolutist monarch is your college?

Since all Cambridge students have egos large enough to rival Charles I

Garbagegate: Homerton bops on the line after littering and damage

Still, not as bad as last time

The downsides of Cambridge’s college system

Like being pooled to Girton, for example

It’s not me, it’s you: one night stands in Cambridge and how to approach them

Sex and the City meets the bubble.

Here are the most pretentious lines from successful Cambridge personal statements

“Are we pre-disposed to sin?” Yes, yes we are.

It’s humiliating that we’ve waited so long to abolish class lists

Let’s end the inequality colleges face through grade-shaming. Heck, we may even enjoy our degrees again

What should your college disaffiliate from?

What should students turn their lack-of-disaffiliation anger towards?

What Premier League team is your college?

Ever wondered what Premier League team your college is? Of course you haven’t, but here’s a list that has been assembled through years of scientific research and looking in the historical archives for new college stereotypes.

Inside CUSU with Priscilla: the trials and tribulations of being CUSU President

Jon Cooper meets Priscilla Mensah, and ponders on the role that she and CUSU play

Which “which arbitrary thing is your college” article is your college?

Much aware, very tabception.

Which sexual act is your college?

Show this to your DoS.

Vote Now: Cambridge’s Best Bums 2015

All bums are equal, but some are more equal than others. Help us choose which ones.