Think your summer is going to be anticlimactic? Don’t worry, says ELOISE DAVIES. It could be so much worse.
Pass the opium? Performance-enhancing drugs might just do the trick in the stressful Cambridge experience.
Is it time to ditch fidelity and find yourself an affair? FREYA BERRY on the age of the super injunction.
Who let the plays out? It certainly wasn’t the Theatre Guide Dog, but he’ll help chase them back in. Again. Thanklessly.
The votes have been counted and The Tab can now announce who you awarded the title of Best Bloke to have come out of Cambridge.
LUCY ALDOUS takes a look at examination traditions – and discovers beer, swords and wooden spoons.
Eloise Davies
Saskia Goldman
Kieran Corcoran
David Drake